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Phonebook Script (so far)

goaway_youirritateme here! Horray, we finally have a LJ comm! Makes it that much easier tp spread the word!

Just thought I'd put the script up since I finally found it!

SCENE 1: JOHNNY'S APPARTMENT. DAY.

Johnny sits in a light brown couch wearing nothing but a tattered dressing gown. He is bored. He flips through some books, but nothing appeals to him. Then he comes across... THE PHONEBOOK. Intrigued, he sets it on his lap and reads the first page out loud.

JOHNNY:
(reading from the phonebook)

After a few dozen pages, we hear a strange noise. Johnny's stomach is growling. Camera cuts to the page on the phonebook. Johnny notices an ad for Chinese food. He picks up the phone and begins to dial.

JOHNNY:
Hello, Random Chinese Takeout Place? I'd like to order an egg roll, a serve of noodles... oh, and some satay sticks. Delivered, thanks. 123 Fake Street. Apartment number 13. Cheers, mate. Ok, thanks.
(He hangs up and returns to THE PHONEBOOK)

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER

There is a knock at the door. Johnny sets THE PHONEBOOK aside and goes to the door, taking out his wallet.

DELIVERY GUY:
That's $23.40

Johnny hands the money to him and takes the food.

JOHNNY:
Cheers
(He gives a charming 'thank you' salute)

The Delivery Guy stands there waiting. Johnny looks at him suspiciously - what is he waiting for?

JOHNNY:
Well... Thanks for these...

The Delivery guy doesn't budge.

JOHNNY:
So, uh...
(He runs his hand through his hair nervously)
Well... You take care now...
(He smoothes down his moustache)

DELIVERY GUY:
(Glaring at Johnny)
Cheap bastard!

The Delivery Guy backs away and Johnny shuts the door, clearly wondering what his problem was. Suddenly, Johnny's eyes widen.

JOHNNY:
Oh shit! The tip!

He races back to open the door, but the Delivery Guy is gone. Cue scary music.


Anything you want to add/change, just let me know. This could be the phonebook brainstorming/discussion thread :D

Comments

Love it! But what if, the Delivery Guy was psychic and knew that would happen, so he took out the egg roll from his order. Then, Johnny has to spend the rest of his time reading the phone book, searching, for the one man who has done him harm.(dundunduuuuuuuuunnnnn)
Pirate

February 2008

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